Instantly my dreams of Bud Light's $10,000,000 'perfect pick' challenge gets shit on by the most obvious con-artist in the world. This is like Bernie Madoff coming up to you (right now, in jailhouse orange) and offering you a 1,000% return on your investment in Cam Newton. This guy is flatout retarded. Jon Gruden hosts what I consider 'crack cocaine' television, running these quarterbacks through basic whiteboard excercises. Newton made a mockery by just smiling with his big dumb face and nodding and then not being able to answer one fucking question.
This is putting two of the most egotistical quarterbacks in the professional world on one team, fighting for one spot, this is going to blow up so bad. I heard a girl at work today, overhearing us speak of the NFL draft, mumble to me "He just has one of those OJ faces". You heard it from a floozy, the man is prepared to do some sort of mass rape. He might help win them six games, but this is just going to cause so many more headaches.
The thing is a physical freak though. Would love to see him in the Kentucky Derby this year. I'd give him 10-1 odds. The greatest trick Cam Newton ever played is convincing the world he had a soul.
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You are the salt in my rugburn.
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