#20 Bucs - Adrian Clayborn - awesome.. Go Hawkeyes. Apparently the cab driver he jab punched had called him the 'N' word, I'd never call a huge black dude a Nancyboy again.
#21 Browns - Phil Taylor. Thats 355 lbs of huge fucking mountain. 20 bucks says Coors Light signs a deal with this kid. Have him just stand there holding 8 beers in each paw. I'd buy it.
#22 Colts - Anthony Costanzo - Don't really like the guy. Keep hearing him as being safe, but he better learn quick or Peyton Manning (who makes all coaching and GM decisions) will drop his sac on him harder than he did a hot lil female trainer at Tennessee (He really did that, look it up).
#23 Eagles - Danny Watkins - Cool fucking story. Big dude. Stronger than Charlie Sheen on any coke binge (thats power)
#24 Saints - Cameron Jordan - Big dude. Not very productive. Not a big pass rusher. More of a run guy. I hate this. Boring shit. Cal football players blow.
#25 Seahawks - James Carpenter - Big dumb tackle, so probably a successful player in the future. Could've addressed a lot of other needs. Like a less spastic coach and letting me be friends with the owner so I can hang out on his epic yacht coke and sex parties.
#26 Chiefs - Jonathon Baldwin - 6ft5in 225lbs WR, check please. Big shithead though. Him and Dwayne Bowe should get along just fine. Big suckfest of assholes.
#27 Ravens - Jimmy Smith - 6ft2in uberathletic corner. Another shithead. Sounds like a broken record but theres a good amount of that in this draft.
#28 Saints - Mark Ingram. How long was Suzy Colbert waiting to make that Heisman winner cry. Unfortunately I have no shithead joke. The kids legit, has good ol fashion solid running back written all over hit tiny body that extends 4 feet wide from ankles, calves, thighs, ass, tits and face. Thats a thick dude. Incarcerated dad, heisman winner, falls in the draft.....Sandra Bullock is going to be staring in a movie about him or banging him by December.
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