#11 Houston: A 6ft6in Walking Chemical Lab

This dude transfers from a MAC school cause he can't crack the lineup as a tight end. Then magically becomes 290 lbs. For those of us that have tried this. It is extremely easy. He did nothing special. I do this every May to prep my BSR (Board Short Readiness). I just shove a syringe into my fucking eye and release human growth hormones until a blood vessel in the other eye starts to feel a little sore. It's easy.